As his favorite cousin (notice the resemblance?) I’m delighted to take care of all the logistics, to help insure that the goals of your event are reached, at least from a speaker standpoint.
Also, should he come down with the creeping crud, I can ably fill in, since we look so similar. So, please peruse the site, and do not hesitate to contact us, should you have any questions. I should also mention that inquiries concerning fees will be handled by the VP of finances, our uncle, Jake Farnsworth. He’s a jolly old soul who is always willing to listen to folks whine about how they just can’t afford Stosh’s extremely high rates… Just kidding! The truth is, Jake’s always eager to do all he can to make it affordable.
Thanks for checking us out, and we look forward to the possibility of being your speaker company. Have a cool & groovy day!